Chapter 3: Penguinbook

"Yeah bud, hide at the gym for another 3 hours. That's all you got going for you anyway, just keep avoiding the drama. It's not like your involved in the drama or anything... You just caused it."

It is midnight. I'm home, my old sisters away and everyone upstairs is sound asleep. I spend most of the night resting, watching a few episodes of Entourage and flipping through On Demand shows. I get this sudden urge to hop into my internet dimension. Why not, right?

I whip off my fuzzy blue blanket and roll off the couch. I calmly walk over to my family's living-room, where our little computer station lives. I leap roughly onto our office chair and press on a wireless white mouse. The computer screen lights up and I comfortably log onto my Macintosh user.

I type in 'Facebook' and my loaded newsfeed appears. I hate the fact that I enjoy reading other people's statuses. Why do I have to care about the lives of my so called friends? Dominating the page is non other than the queen of Facebooking. She takes pictures of herself, complains about relationship issues in her statuses and has a new post on her wall every 3 seconds. Why isn't she such a big mouth in real life?

This girl drives me nuts. She's just like every other white girl in the city. She loves attention, I swear to you her parents don't acknowledge her presence around the house. The girl does whatever she has to in order to fit in. I'm totally different. I'm a complete individual, and that gives me a great deal of power in the high school world. Someday somebody just has to slap some common sense into that chick. Could I do the honors? 

She also just so happens to get with every boy imaginable. Jocks, nerds, musicians, skaters and every straggler in between. Girls love to brag about how they hooked up with so and so. The Facebook queen once famously announced, "She like hates me because I like got with her boyfriend!" I hate you because you just said like twice in a sentence. I refuse to like that status.

At the same time, she's just crazy hot. She has the perfect figure, the best behind and not a bad rack. I sometimes think about just cuddling with her, holding her close to my body. It makes me go mad. Why do I want this tart anywhere near me? I'm better than her and every other girl in all ways possible. I'm not bragging, it's true. I've been through hell in my life and I deserve to be proud of where I stand.  

I close the Facebook window and sign into the Frostyflakes chat room. Its empty, as usual. Some XAT.COM lurker private chats me and starts complaining about how I rigged a challenge. I wonder what I did wrong this time? A few other angry chatters message me so that they can sneak a piece of the drama. Every freaking internet dweller brings so much stress into my life.

I close the chat window without replying to a single penguin. I get off the computer chair and stomp my way into a dark kitchen. I carefully lay down on the wooden floor, and I begin to perform pushups. This is my way of dealing with the negative energy I receive from certain people. 

I wonder if you can bench as much as me?

The following information has been recovered from a variety of trustworthy sources: 

Late last night at around 1:30 AM, a penguin by the name of Athletico96 entered a private farm located north of Ice Palace. This shady area is home to Club Penguin's most wanted criminal, Witty12. Over the past few years Witty has earned billions of coins through the process of illegally selling rainbow painted puffles. According to local homeless penguins, Athletico entered Witty's farm carrying a galoon of gasoline. 

At 3:30 AM a mobster by the name of Cammycam09 walked through the farm gates wearing a cleanly washed tuxedo. At 6:30 AM that morning, the entire farm viciously exploded. This explosion caused 85% of Ice Palace's farms to burn into bits. It has been reported that these three penguins escaped and are wondering around the city of Ice Palace.

You will be given 20 minutes to scurry around Club Penguin!  Your job is to figure out why this explosion occurred. After the time is up, whoever has the best explanation for why this sudden explosion happened will win the challenge. (Use evidence!)

~Frostylittle, President of Club Penguin Neighborhood

Catching Up With the Evicted!

How is your day going?

So far in Neighborhood Survival, there have been 6 contestants officially eliminated from the competition! These former neighbors have been secretly watching each challenge from the sidelines... Hiding behind any large object they can find! I managed to catch up with most of the evicted neighbors, and they were happy to answer a few big questions...

How has it been since getting eliminated?

Who do you think has the best chance of winning?

What would you do differently if you could change your gameplay experience?

Heres what the former neighbors had to say:

Bruen5 (Eliminated first): it has been going ok. summer rocks obviously. i have been playing a ton of baseball. i think and hope gapboy wins even though that might hard for him to do. i was an underdog so i always root for underdogs! if i could change my gameplay, i might put a little more effort into the cereal box... oh well, no regrets!! im still kinda embarrassed about getting the boot first...

Saavy (Eliminated second): Saavy did not wish to answer any questions involving Neighborhood Survival... Aw man!

Polar Amigo (Eliminated third): Well, It's been great!!!!! I haven't even thought about N.S. since the elimination. I believe Slider94 has the best chance of winning. I would do nothing to chance my gameplay experience. I'm very happy with how everything went.

Molly222 (Eliminated fourth): At first I was a little shocked when I saw the post but then I got over it really fast because in the back of my mind I know I came in 1st place in season 1 so over all I'm fine with it. I think Penny Mickey or Slider 94 could with season 2 because I think they both try really hard and show they want to with this competition but anybody can make it to the final two. If I would of of change my gameplay experience I would of showed up to the challenge instead of make Mat fill in for me. (no offense to mat I'm not mad at him at all.)

P.S. Wish Of Luck To Everybody

Thanks :)

Witty12 (Eliminated fifth): I wish I could have go on further in the competition but feel it is fair that people who are able to consistently make the challenges should remain in contention. It seems to me that anyone left in the competition has a fantastic chance of winning, impossible to predict. (As me nearer towards the final - or afterwards :P)

Cammycam09 (Eliminated 6th): To be honest, I've been fine since getting eliminated! I can focus on my blogging now. If I could change something, I would pleed not to be on a team with Bumble and Penny, We don't get along at all. I'll be signing up for all of the next seasons ;D

I wonder who will be sent home next?

~Frostylittle, President of Club Penguin Neighborhood

P.S. Thanks Master Ron Champ for designing the picture at the top of the post... You rock!

Fired From The Pizza Business!

The Pizza Parlor was complete chaos!

Angry customers lounging around the room were demanding the attention of waiters. Frostylittle (That's me!) turned into a raging customer and screamed at every penguin in sight! Dumbledore's Army won the challenge with their professional waiters who knew how to fake a smile. This competition was a hardcore blast of pure fun!

"I get bullied a lot in school and don't have many friends so having a friend like you makes me really want to do the best for you."

•Cammycam09: Cammycam09 is a positive young man who lives life with happiness! He has a very warm personality, and he tends to make everyone around him totally comfortable! Can this bubble of happiness win Neighborhood Survival before he pops?

Cammycam09 is eliminated from Neighborhood Survival. Mr. 09 unfortunately could not handle the pressure of the Pizza industry! During the challenge, Cammy lost his cool with a certain angry customer and was fired by Hedgehog14. Cammy's mistake caused the Gangsta Stalkers to lose the challenge, so he was sent home packing... Sorry bud!

Anything to say to poor Cammycam09?

~Frostylittle, President of Club Penguin Neighborhood

The Unfinished Seasons!

*This video is the only known piece of evidence left from Story-Book Survival*

Welcome back to Club Penguin Neighborhood!

Hollywood Survival, All-Star Survival and Story-Book Survival are the three unfinished seasons of this site. The majority of the posts related to these failed experiments have been ripped down from CPN! The idea of continuing one of these mysterious seasons has caused quite a bit of controversy... Well a lot of controversy!

Here's what some of our friends had to say about it...

Cammycam09 said... "I think that the unfinished seasons were always started out thinking that everything was going to go to plan and everyone would have fun, but obviously things happened and the seasons couldn't finish. I'm sure that during the time that the seasons were running everyone had loads of fun! :D Even though they failed people still had fun and memories were made and that's what it's all about, So to be honest those seasons weren't a complete failure! :)"

Bumbleface said... "Yeah, I think finishing the un-finished business would be great, a lot of those people were just left hanging. As long as u wanna do it, and all the people that have to participate are ready then I say yes!"

Slider94 said... "I think it would be AWESOME if you restarted the seasons! They were all AMAZING when they were around. But this current season would continue right?" (Of course Neighborhood Survival season 2 will be finished, it is by far the best season yet!)

Athletico96 said... "I found SBS a living nightmare and cringe whenever I think about it. Good things did happen but, the bad was overpowering. The normal eviction is a great memory nobody will ever forget. Although, the book of SBS still loes wide open without an ending. Maybe an ending would help those affected feel at peace once and for all..."

What do you think of finishing a failed season? Is it worth it?

~Frostylittle, President of Club Penguin Neighborhood