The "Slave Dealers" are a group of sexually challenged penguins located in the Boiler Room only on the server Ice Palace. The only difference between a slave dealer and a regular penguin is the fact that slave dealers wear no clothing at all. Instead, they enjoy running around CP screaming about their right of nudity. Commonly known slave dealers are Bob61732, Witty12, Ryan Seacrest and Polar Amigo. The job of these penguins is pretty simple; to hand you the new Slave Catalog. In this catalog are all the available slaves for purchase such as feet rubbers, money earners and even bed buddies!
Some people feel that enslaving penguins is such a terrible thing, but if you look at the facts you'll know it's for their own good. About 2% of the millions of penguins living in the forest die before the age of 110, and the rest usually live on into their 200's. But if these penguins are captured, about 89% of them die when they reach the age of two years old. This is very good if your the emo type, because death to the emos is like making out for Romeo and Juliet; both are fun to watch and do. If your penguin ever tries to run away, you can always sing the Barack Obama theme song to them and they will silently obey you forever.
Below are what people just like you think about the Penguin Slaves:
DaGamer: OMG! Those penguin slaves are like, TOTALLY out of this world! They are like so cute, and they are like so fun to paint nails with! I love, love, LOVE them!
Tim250: The bed buddy is my favorite.
Megan Fox: Dude... Those, penguin things are like... Weed in a cigar... Except like... Better man. Radical.
Penny Mickey: I like the idea, but mines kinda messed up. I named him Earl after my dead step brother, who I accidentally killed by falling on top of him. Well every time I ask Earl to do something, he just gives me this weird look like he's on drugs or something. And he never sleeps! He just stands in the corner singing about how he wants to kill me and everyone in this world. Should I be worried?
Hedgehog 14: I have a son.
See? Almost all of these reviews are completely positive! Well all except the last one. Nobody really cares what that talking hedgehog thinks...
~Frostylittle, President of CPN