The Talk Show: Episode 4!

Sebastian7 twirled his propeller hat... Bruen5 tossed his baseball in the air... Himskater combed his Afro... It was Talk Show time!

Deep Voice: HEEELLLLLOOOOOOO penguins! Are you ready for The Talk Show?

The voice was coming from a few speakers that were around the room.

Audience: YA!!!!!!!!!!!

The audience waited patiently for the show to begin.

Deep Voice: Please welcome in the orange, the famous, the hot, the cool... FROSTYLITTLE!!!!

The audience stood to their feet clapping their flippers, screaming Frostylittle's name.

Audience: FROSTY! FROSTY! FROSTY!

Frosty winked and smirked his white teeth at the audience.

Deep Voice: Now, give a warm welcome to the crazy, food loving, easily angered, party animal...

POLAR AMIGO!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone in the audience clapped except for Bruen5, who folded his arms and grinned.

Bruen5: BOOOOOOO POLAR! YOU STINK!!!!

Polar Amigo ran out onto the stage, clapped for himself and stuck his tongue out at Bruen.

Frostylittle: Welcome to The Talk Show Polar Amigo!

Polar Amigo gasps.

Polar Amigo: I WAS EVICTED?!?! I thought this was game show!

The audience remains silent.

Polar Amigo: I was just kidding! Ha ha! It was a JOKE!
The audience continues to be quite. Frosty leans over to the camera and whispers...

Frostylittle: That wasn't very funny!

A few of the penguins back stage laugh.

Frostylittle: Alrighty than! Lets start questioning!

Polar Amigo nods.

Polar Amigo: That's why I came!

Frosty grins.

Frostylittle: My first question for you is... Why do YOU think you were evicted?

Polar Amigo turns beat red, and starts mumbling to himself.

Polar Amigo: I DIDN'T DESERVE TO GO! I HAVE NO CLUE WHY I'M HERE!!!!

Frostylittle and almost the entire audience laugh.

Frostylittle: HA! HA! HA! HA! You really have no clue why they voted you out?

Polar Amigo nods.

Frostylittle: Maybe it was because you didn't show up for TWO of the challenges or even the meeting!

Polar Amigo shrugs.

Polar Amigo: I have a life! JEEZ!
Frostylittle smirks.

Frostylittle: Ya, if you consider watching TV and eating BBQ chips all day a life!

Frosty and the audience break out into laughter once again.

Polar Amigo: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!

Frosty finally calms down.

Frostylittle: Ha ha... Ok, this isn't a comedy show so we should move on... Who was your least favorite neighbor?

Polar Amigo looks over to Bruen.

Polar Amigo: Bruen and Bob! I hate Bob because he SHOULD HAVE BEEN VOTED OFF! I hate Bruen because... Because he is just annoying and useless!

Bruen gives him a dirty look.

Frostylittle: Who is your favorite Neighborhood Survivor?

Polar Amigo smiles.

Polar Amigo: POLAR AMIGO! HE IS THE MAN!

Frostylittle rolls his eyes.

Frostylittle: Who do you think is doing the best in Neighborhood Survival right now?

Polar Amigo points to Gapboy.

Polar Amigo: Gapboy999 because he is sliding right under the radar! He's silent, but deadly!

Bruen stands up and yells...

Bruen5: Kinda like that fart you cut backstage!
A few of the audience members laugh and Polar Amigo makes an embarrassed expression.

Frostylittle: I'm going to ignore that comment...

Bruen5 smiles.

Frostylittle: So, who do you think is the worst competitor in Neighborhood Survival?
Polar looks over to Bruen and smirks.

Polar Amigo: Bruen5 because he is DUMB... SMELLY... UGLY... AND A LOW LIFE LOSER!!!!!!

A few of the audience members point at Bruen and laugh.

Frostylittle: OK! That's it for the questions! Its time for a new segment I like to call...

The speakers turn on.

Deep Voice: ASK THE AUDIENCE!!!!!

Most of the audience cheer with joy.

Frostylittle: We're gonna tune in LIVE from the audience with my co-host, Molly222!

The audience screams with delight.

Frostylittle: Take it away Molly!

The camera turns and zooms to Molly222, who was sitting in the audience the entire time. She lifts up her microphone and begins her segment.

Molly222: Hi everyone, Molly222 here! Ok, I'm going to ask four lucky members of the audience what they think of Polar Amigo! Everyone understand?

The audience members nod.

Audience: YUP!

Molly smiles.

Molly222: Okey-dokey! I'm tuning in with Fishboy 2 here! Hi Fish boy!

Fishboy walks into the limelight with Molly.

Fishboy2: What up?

Fishboy folds his arm.

Molly222: What do YOU think of this Polar Amigo guy? Love him or hate him?
Fishboy thinks for a momment than answers.

Fishboy9: Well I don't have a crush on him or anything but I do like the guy. He's pretty cool I guess.

Molly222 pushes Fishboy out of the camera angle.

Molly222: Up next is Musicbub! Welcome to the Talk Show!
Musicbub walks over to Molly giggling.

Musicbub: I'm siked to be here Molly! The Talk Show is my favorite part of Neighborhood Survival!

Musicbub waves to the camera.

Molly222: So, do you love Polar Amigo or hate him?

Musicbub faces Molly.

Musicbub: I love Polar Amigo! He's always so happy and nice to me! Even though I never see him in the chat box, I think he's a fun guy to hang with.

Musicbub walks away from the camera.

Molly222: Ok Agent your next!

Agent walks over to Molly facing and smiling at the camera.

Molly222: What do you think of Polar Amigo, do you love him or hate him?

Agent thinks for a moment and answers.

Agent: I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE with all my heart Polar Amigo!!!

Polar and Agent exchange a thumbs up.

Molly222: Um... EW!

Agent shrugs and walks away from the camera.

Molly222: Bruen, your up!
Bruen5 walks over modestly not paying attention to the camera.

Molly: Do YOU love or...

Before Molly could finish, Bruen gave his answer.

Bruen5: I HATE HIS GUTS!!! HE WAS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PLAYERS AND DIDN'T SHOW UP TO ANY THING! I HATE POLAR AMIGO!!!!

Molly's eyes widden and she pushes Bruen away.

Molly222: Harsh... Ok Frosty that's the end of my segment! Thanks for having me!

Molly waves to the camera as it turns back to the stage.

Frostylittle: Well folks, that's the end of our show! Do you have any last comments Polar?

Polar Amigo pulls out a fork and knife.

Polar Amigo: Is that chicken dinner still back stage?!?!

Frosty shrugs.

Frostylittle: Nope, Billy finished it off! Well bye everyone!

Polar Amigo runs over to Frosty and grabs the microphone.

Polar Amigo: EVERYONE! DANCE PARTY!

The entire audience runs up on stage and starts break dancing.

-Frostylittle, President of CPN