The Talk Show: Episode 2!

The audience was waiting... The host was getting ready... Snowbuddy555 was about to sit in the Seat Of Shame. It was time for second episode of The Talk Show!

Frostylittle walked onto stage, waving and smirking at the audience. He took a seat in one of the couches and was ready to begin.

Frostylittle: HEEELLLLOOOO fans and readers of CPN! Welcome to the second annual Talk Show!

The audience stands to their flippers and clapped with joy.

Frostylittle: I'm your host... The one you all love... The creator and proud owner of Neighborhood Survival... Frostylittle!

A lime green penguin stands up and screams...

Audience Member: YOU ROCK!!!!! YA!!!!

Frostylittle gives him a thumbs up.

Frostylittle: Thanks, I know!

A few of the penguins back stage laugh.

Frostylittle: Today on the Talk Show we have two important penguins sitting in the front row. Please give a round of a plaus for... Gapboy999!

The camera zooms down to the audience and in front of Gapboy's face. He smiles and waves modestly and the camera moves on.

Frostylittle: Bruen5!

Bruen5 smirks and gives a thumbs up to the camera.

Bruen5: Thanks Frosty, I'm sicked to be here!

Frosty laughs with joy.

Frostylittle: So lets welcome in the second...

Before he could finish, a member of the audience interrupts him.

Audience Member: HEY! Bruen5 and Gapboy999 aren't the only members of NS in the audience! I'm here too!

Frostylittle gives a confused look.

Frostylittle: Who ARE you?
The penguin stands up as the crowd gasps. It was a very familiar looking penguin. He was blue, with absolutly no clothes on. It was none other than Bob123456789.

Frostylittle: Sorry dude but no body likes you! As I was saying, lets welcome in Snowbuddy555.

Everyone but Bob cheers for the happy Snowbuddy555. She skips in and smiles with delight.

Snowbuddy555: OMG! I am like totally sicked to be here!

She gives a cheerful wave to the audience.

Frostylittle: Are you actually happy to be here?
Snowbuddy knods up and down.

Snowbuddy555: DUH! I would so rather be here than in that icky, hard competition thingy!
Some of the audience members gasp.

Frostylittle: But than why did you even join?

Snowbuddy555 giggles.

Snowbuddy555: To be with you and the original CPGA team of course! We used to have SO much fun!

Frosty knods.

Frostylittle: So how have you been since being the only member of CPGA not to join CPN? Do you like Molly222 CP Cheats?

Snowbuddy555 smiles.

Snowbuddy555: I like LOVE Molly222 CP Cheats! Its awesome! But I would totally like to be on the CPN team too!

Frostylittle smiles.

Frostylittle: Why?

Snowbuddy555 gets a little red.

Snowbuddy555: Because your like the next Mimo777!

The audience cheers with agreement.

Frostylittle: A lot 0f penguins said you didn't try at all. Is this true?

Snowbuddy grins.

Snowbuddy555: Well that week when you revealed the challenge, I was on vacation! And when I read the challenge it was like already Friday! So yah I didn't really have a chance to try!

Frostylittle: Good point! If you lasted past this round, do you think you would have a chance of winning?
Snowbuddy555 opens her mouth to speak, but a member of the audience interrupts her. The penguin stood up and folding his fins. The penguin was wearing red sun glasses, a brown hat, a shull neckless and a green flowed bathing suit. He was Outtacntrll

Outtacntrll: You would have had no chance of winning! You know why?

Snowbuddy555 makes a confused look.

Snowbuddy555: Um... Why?
Outtacntrll smiles.

Outtacntrll: Because I'm in it to win it!

The entire audience cheers for Outtacntrll and chants his name.

Frostylittle: I've never heard you say that before!

A few penguins laugh. Bob123456789 stands up next to Outta and lifts his fin in the air. Thinking that the audience would cheer him on, he yelled...

Bob123456789: I'm in it to win it!

The audience starts to boo and throw food at him. Bruen5 stands up, places a tomato in his glove, gets into pitching position and throws the tomato as fast as he can right into Bob's face. Bob falls back in pain and passes out. Two medical penguins rush in and carry him away on a stretcher.

Frostylittle: Ok... I'm just gonna ignore what happened... So Snowbuddy, are you happy with what place you've landed in on Neighborhood Survival?

Snowbuddy leans in.

Snowbuddy555: Yup! I'm SO happy its over with!

Frosty gave her a strange look.

Frostylittle: Now its time for a new feature on this Talk Show called... Ask The Viewer! We're gonna tune in to three lucky fans of Neighborhood Survival and ask THEM a question!

The curtains unroll behind the stage revealing a large, flat screen TV. It turns on and waits for Frosty's signal.

Frostylittle: Our first viewer of the season is... Hillbilly9 from the server Ice Palace. Remember folks all of these penguins are REAL!

The TV screen switches to the Ice Palace network. A dark green penguin wearing a fake beard, a pirate hat and April fools glasses is revealed. It appears he was in a Bambo Hut house.

Hillbilly9: Howdy Frosty! I'm Hillybilly9!

Frostylittle waves to the TV.

Frostylittle: Welcome to the Talk Show Hillbilly!

Hillybilly waves back.

Hillbilly9: Ah Thanks!

Frostylittle looks up to the screen.

Frostylittle: Ok, my question for you is... What do you think of Snowbuddy555?

Hillbilly starts to drool.

Hillbilly9: Ah... Um... She's pretty and all but I don't like her one bit. She doesn't deserve to be in Naval Survival!

Frostylittle gives him a dirty look.

Frostylittle: Its Neighborhood Survival, not Naval!

Hillbilly smiles.

Hillbilly9: Oh, ok!

Frostylittle holds up his remote.

Frostylittle: Alright, thats it! Bye Hillbilly!

Hillbilly waves.

Hillbilly9: Bya Frosty!

Frostylittle clicks a button changing the channel. Now on screen is a purple penguin, wearing a green explorer hat, a hawian neck lace and a blue apron. It was The Maggums.

Frostylittle: Hello The Maggums! Hows it going?
The Maggums shrugs.

The Maggums: I'm good.

Frostylittle: My question for you is... Who is your favorite competitor on NS?
The Maggums laughs.

The Maggums: Thats easy! SLIDER94!!!!!!!!!!!

Frosty smiles.

Frostylittle: Why?

The Maggums pulls out a picture of Slider.

The Maggums: Because he is AWESOME!!! His site ROCKS!!!! His outfits are GREAT! And his personality is SPECTACULAR!!!!!!! I AM HIS NUMBER ONE FAN!!!!!!

Frostylittle laughs.

Frostylittle: I see that! Well nice talking to yah!

He clicks the remote one more time. Now on the screen is a pink penguin in a large fancy hat, a purple dress and is holding a purse.

Frostylittle: Pigatron, it says here your a boy.

Pigatron makes an angry look. He talks in a scratchy voice, showing that he is a smoker.

Pigatron: What you got a problem with a man wearing womans clothing?!?! Its a free country!!!!

Frosty makes a scared look.

Frostylittle: I'm just gonna skip you...

He held up the remote.

Pigatron: WAIT!!!!!! Can I get ya number?

Frostylittle shakes his head.

Frostylittle: NO! YOUR A MAN LADY!!!!!!

He clicks the remote and sighs in relief.

Frostylittle: Well thats the end of our show folks! Snowbuddy555, do you have any last minute comments?

Snowbuddy555 leans in.

Snowbuddy555: Can I like touch your hair?
Frostylittle smirks.

Frostylittle: Ah... No. But I do get that a lot!

The audience laughs.

Frostylittle: Come back next week for another episode of....

The Audience: THE TALK SHOW!!!!

-Frostylittle, President of CPN

P.S. Tonight at 8:00 pm Estern Time, Slider94 is holding a meeting for the Beastly Bunnies in his chat box. It is very important to show up!