Buy a Penguin Slave!

Every penguin struggles with something, and every penguin needs a friend. But not all penguins can solve problems, nor can they make friends. Club Penguin has always been the kinda place were you have to earn money on your own, and try to buy more items than your friends. Imagine... Having your very own helpful servant who would get that money for you, become a "friend" and pretty much do whatever you want. Your feet are itchy? No problem, your very own penguin slave can rub them for you! Want a soda? With a snap of your fingers your penguin will be down at the nearest store and back with in seconds!

The "Slave Dealers" are a group of sexually challenged penguins located in the Boiler Room only on the server Ice Palace. The only difference between a slave dealer and a regular penguin is the fact that slave dealers wear no clothing at all. Instead, they enjoy running around CP screaming about their right of nudity. Commonly known slave dealers are Bob61732, Witty12, Ryan Seacrest and Polar Amigo. The job of these penguins is pretty simple; to hand you the new Slave Catalog. In this catalog are all the available slaves for purchase such as feet rubbers, money earners and even bed buddies!

Penguin slaves were once groups of natural slaves running around in forests enjoying nature and it's disgusting features, like lakes. These penguins were dirty, smelly and tasted terrible with gravy. Their smell often drifted towards the townspeople of Ice Palace, and many died of a terrible modern day disease called "The sickness". So people took action, and one day a young woman named Mimo777 captured all of these penguins in a gigantic net. They are stored in the large tubes of the Boiler Room, and often time you can still smell their terrible virtual smell. Oh but don't worry, when these penguins are being sold the slave dealers make sure to clean them! (I guess)

A penguin slave must eat in order to survive, and they'll pretty much each anything. I usually feed my slave rocks, grass, weed and even sometimes a few pieces of puffle. But not all penguin slaves enjoy such food, so you may want to think about buying them some "Slop". Slop is a gooey piece of crap stuffed with cheese and important vitamins that make penguin slaves survive for a little while. When a Penguin slave dies, they're still useful to the owner! If you want, you can stuff them with dust and use them as a cozy couch or even fashionable rug. I've even heard of people selling their dead bodies to old men at bars who think they're buying bear.

Some people feel that enslaving penguins is such a terrible thing, but if you look at the facts you'll know it's for their own good. About 2% of the millions of penguins living in the forest die before the age of 110, and the rest usually live on into their 200's. But if these penguins are captured, about 89% of them die when they reach the age of two years old. This is very good if your the emo type, because death to the emos is like making out for Romeo and Juliet; both are fun to watch and do. If your penguin ever tries to run away, you can always sing the Barack Obama theme song to them and they will silently obey you forever.

Below are what people just like you think about the Penguin Slaves:

DaGamer: OMG! Those penguin slaves are like, TOTALLY out of this world! They are like so cute, and they are like so fun to paint nails with! I love, love, LOVE them!

Tim250: The bed buddy is my favorite.

Megan Fox: Dude... Those, penguin things are like... Weed in a cigar... Except like... Better man. Radical.

Penny Mickey: I like the idea, but mines kinda messed up. I named him Earl after my dead step brother, who I accidentally killed by falling on top of him. Well every time I ask Earl to do something, he just gives me this weird look like he's on drugs or something. And he never sleeps! He just stands in the corner singing about how he wants to kill me and everyone in this world. Should I be worried?

Hedgehog 14: I have a son.

See? Almost all of these reviews are completely positive! Well all except the last one. Nobody really cares what that talking hedgehog thinks...

~Frostylittle, President of CPN

Freddyp9

Imagine: Your 6 years old again. Your sitting in your cozy, relaxing kitchen and life seems as if it was designed perfectly for you to enjoy every little bit. Your mom is cooking a fresh, new kind of pie you have never seen before, and you lean over to talk to her.
"Mom." you say in your young, adorable child tone.
"Ya son?" She says while focusing on frosting the pie.
"Am I going to work at the big red house like daddy when I'm older?" Your mom smiles with delight.
"Son, you can be whatever you want to be. You can do whatever you want, you can accomplish whatever you like. You have your entire life ahead of you, so don't worry about silly stuff like that so soon!"
You jump off your chair, and run off into the open free world enjoying every little bit of God's creation. You play tag with friends and laugh with joy. You swim in the local lake, and dive into a fresh new start of happiness. You were always told that you were the next generation, and you were going to accomplish so much. Eleven years later, you have 5 months left to live.

Some say life if like a video game set out perfectly and designed for you to enjoy. Some say life is like board game in which you chose your big moves and play out your destiny. Some say life is like the Egyptian lifestyle; in which your life is drawn out before you even enter the world. Whatever life is, You and I are enjoying it to the max as we read this post. Some of us might feel depressed, some of us might be inhaling deadly gases that will kill you within minutes and some of us might be sitting on a high gold chair being spoiled by rich parents. Wherever and whatever you are, we all share one gift in common; life.

Some poison life with harsh drugs and terrible chemicals. Some people hate life so much they commit suicide and leave the world our parents brought them into forever. But there are some; some people out there who treasure the gift god has given us and live it to the max. Think about the friends, the families, like you and I over in Iraq fighting for the USA. Or the poor unlucky ones licking the plates of the greedy in India. Maybe you'll think about the many terribly sick children who can't even take a walk down the street or say hi to the kid next door.

Freddyp9 accomplished much in his time on Earth. He earned more than 500 followers on the popular Internet sensation we know as Twitter. He made friendships that would last a lifetime (well more than that in his case). His life on this planet was great, even better: SPECTACULAR. He was happy, he was gifted, and he had one of the best lives a person can possibly live. Right now he may be barfing up blood, or laying sick in a bed thinking about his mom. But as he waits for the life he once loved to end, he'll remember the good, the bad and the inspirational times of his time on Planet Earth.

Sadly, Freddyp9 will be dieing in 3/2 months after a terrible car crash and the death of his mother. I will forever miss him, along with others he inspired. Freddy can handle anything and everything that comes his way. He was able to handle being hacked by Walrus, and doxed on their site. He handled hard break-ups, and fights over small things. He has even shown he can handle getting his kidney removed, and watching the death of his parent. If Freddy can handle all of this, he can handle whatever comes after his death.

As you read this post, tears might fall down your soft cheeks. Your heart might pump hard, or you might want to quit Club Penguin forever. But nobody, not even Freddy would want you to quit because of his upcoming death. His life story on Club Penguin and the real world might be coming to an end, but yours might have just begun. You have a journey ahead of you, and life will make sure it will not be easy to accomplish. Stay strong, stay positive and try to live it off the charts. That's what I want, and that's what Freddyp9 would have wanted.

Bye Freddy, I look forward to joining you were ever you are after your death

Stay Freddeyo ;-)

~Frostylittle, A CP Legend~

Becoming a Gangster: Video!

Many of you already know that CPN has created a Youtube Channel and is broadcasting random videos about Club Penguin occasionally. Well here is one f those random videos, and this one is a guide on "How to Become a Gangster"! Many of the actors in this video did a terrible job at performing (no offense) and it was filmed very poorly, almost similar to a home made video. If you watch the video closely, you will most likely be able to see the "Oh this video is so stupid it's funny!" message hidden inside of it.

NOTE: The video might appear blurry and bad picture for you right now, that's because it's still being progressed. Wait a little while, than watch!*

All I ask if you rate and subscribe to my youtube channel today! Tell me how you felt watching this by leaving a comment on this very post!

~Frostylittle, President of CPN~