Matbolabc Wins Neighborhood Survival!

Bruen5 slams a baseball out of Fenway Park and across the Atlantic Ocean. The ball bounces onto a tea-sipping Saavy who tweets in pain. Saavy throws his hot beverage out of anger and a blob of tea floats through the air. The tea lands on Polar Amigo's juicy cheese burger when he was busy dumping pounds of ketchup onto the meat. Polar chows down the burger anyway and farts out a deadly orange gas.

A rich Molly222 who was busy walking her rainbow puffle inhales the smoke. She stops, drops to the ground and pukes non stop. The chunky liquid flows down a stuffy city street and splashes onto the nude Witty12. Witty bursts into tears and runs in circles. CammyCam09 appears from a dark alley and grabs Witty's glitter purse.

Cammy hops into a dumpster breathing heavily. "Pika-chuuu!" The dumpster zaps into dust and Gapboy999 appears holding a pokeball. He captures Cammy and flies into the sky surfing on Cammycam09's back. (Epic, in the Pokemon series Cammycam09 can learn how to fly!) "Oh no... You bumped into a wild Ron Champ!"

Timelord Ron uses a special move called twitter blast that causes Gapboy and Cammycam to explode into bits! Mr. Champ laughs evilly, but is shot down by Fox McCloud's ship. The Arwing (Ahem... Star Fox ship!) is controlled by Wiiwiiwii1, who is at his australian home playing Star Fox on his Nintendo Wii. Wii accidentally crashes his Awring into a steep mountain and "Game Over!" flashes on the TV screen...

The doorbell rings and waiting at the door is a spiffy girl scout who goes by the name of Slider94. Slider forces poop-like cookies down Wii's throat and Wii magically turns into unicorn. Mr. 94 hops into the unicorn and dashes over a rainbow. At the end of the rainbow is a jolly piece of Toast by the name of Time250. "Got any butter?" Slider shakes his head.

Tim slices off Slider's head with a long fingernail (Of course a piece of toast has a fingernail!) and eats the entire unicorn in one bite. The happy do-da toast decides to hit the local club and to meet some new girls.  At the center of the dance floor is a Party-rocking soda bottle that goes by the name of Penny Mickey. It was love at first sight... Tim needed to taste that soda!

Mr. 250 rips off Penny Mickey's bottle cap (Her head!) and sucks down a good amount of soda. Unfortunately, the soda turned out to be flat and Tim transforms into a cactus. A now headless Penny Mickey rolls around the dance floor and eventually loses all of her liquid which causes her to die. At least no one will ever have to taste that dog pee again...

A rough and tough Bumbleface emerges from a crowd of dancing penguins. She challenges the innocent Matbolabc to a dance duel! Bumble starts it off by spinning on her head... That's her only dance move. Mr. Bolabc does the Michael Jackson moonwalk and rips off his shirt. "K.O.!" The crowd of groovy penguins start cheering and Bumbleface melts into a black liquid. Mat holds his fist to the ceiling and cries in happiness.

Matbolabc is the winner of Neighborhood Survival!

~Frostylittle, President of Club Penguin Neighborhood